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Monday, January 14, 2008

PONGAL

PONGAL

Pongal was celebrated on the first day of the Tamil month 'Thai'. The pot in which Pongal is cooked is called "Pongal Panai". The word Pongal means rice cooked in milk and jaggery. 'Pongal' is a celebration of spring on the occasion of the 'ascent' of the sun to the north. It is the celebration of the harvest season. It is celebrated for four days in Tamil Nadu.

The first day is called 'Bhogi Pongal', the second day 'Surya Pongal' and the third day 'Mattu Pongal'. Bhogi Pongal is celebrated as a family festival. Bhogi pongal is dedicated to Lord Indra. It is the day for spring cleaning. All old and unwanted things are thrown away or burnt. At that time boys beat little drums known as Bhogi Kottu which are specially made for the occasion with buffalo hide. The second day is dedicated to the sun (Surya) when Pongal is boiled by women and offered to the sun. Friends greet one another by asking whether rice is boiled.

The Chakhara Pongal made of rice and jaggery, seasoned with ghee, cashew nut and other spices, is a speciality for the occasion. Mattu Pongal, the third day is a day dedicated to the worship and veneration of the cattle (mattu). The Chakhara Pongal that has been offered to the local deity is given to the cattle to eat. The cattle are bathed, decorated and their horns are painted in bright colours. Coloured balls of the pongal are also made and left in the open for birds. In the villages of Madurai, Tirucherapalli and Tanjore, the final day of pongal called Kannum Pongal is indulged in existing past times like 'jallikettu' or manji virattu. Jallikettu is a kind of bull fight. Bundles containing money are tied to the horns of ferocious bulls and armed villagers try to wrest the bundles from them. In Manji virattu young man ride on bull's back for some distance and remove the money bag tied around the neck. Some men were seriously wounded and immediately removed.

Pongal is prepared in two big earthen pots and it is offered to a special miniature Ganesh made of cow-dung. The cow dung Ganesh was decorated with arugampal, thumbai flowers and avarama flowers. special kolam was drawn on the floor, decorated with red sand and the pongal pots placed over it. Turmeric, ginger, sugar cane, yellow garlands and a stick which is used to drive the bulls is offered to Ganesh in puja.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Wonderful Meanings

FUNNY DEFINITIONS
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference: ! The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: books which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into! a river.
23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after?
30. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails...

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Tips For A Successful Life

Tips For A Successful Life

Take a nap on Sunday afternoon.
Never deprive someone of hope. It might be all they
have.
Be thankful for every meal.
Don't be afraid to say I'm sorry.
Don't take your health for granted.
Improve your performance by improving your attitude.
Listen to your loved ones.
Leave everything a little better than you found it.
Keep it simple.
Keep good company.
Keep your promise.
Be kinder than necessary.
Take good care of those you love.
Make it a habit to do nice things.
Vote.
Judge your success by the degree that you're
enjoying peace, health
and love.
Be a good loser.
Be a good winner.
Be romantic.
Live so that when somebody think of
fairness, caring and
integrity, they think of you.
Don't nag.
Don't gossip.
Don't tailgate.
Don't expect money to bring you happiness.
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Never give up on anyone. Miracles happen every day.
Say thank you a lot.
Say please a lot.
Slow dance.
Don't rain on other people's parades.
Don't postpone joy.
Don’t blame others.
Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Take care of your reputation. It's your most
valuable asset.
Count your blessings.
Whistle.
Call your mother.
Do more than is expected.
Be there when others need you.
Never sell yourself short.
Never be ashamed of your patriotism.
Never be ashamed of honest tears.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

NOKIA TIPS

Some info in case u have a Nokia...
1) Imagine ur cell battery is very low, u r expecting an importantcalland u don't have a charger.Nokia instrument comes with reservebattery.To activate,key is "*3370#" Ur cell will restart with this reserveand urinstrument will show a 50%incerase in battery.This reserve will getcharged when u charge ur cell next time.
*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)-Your phone uses thebest sound quality but talk time is reduced by approx. 5% #3370#Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec( EFR)
*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time *#4720#DeactivateHalf Rate Codec
2) *#0000# Displays your phones software version,
1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type
3) *#9999# Phones software v ersion if *#0000# does not work
4) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity(IMEINumber)
5) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
6) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button toobtainthe "p,w" and "+" symbols)
7) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtainthe "p,w" and "+" symbols)
8) #pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status.(use the "*" button toobtainthe "p,w" and "+" symbols)
9) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone)
10) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" arediverted To
11) *#2640# Displays security code in use
12) *#30# Lets you see the private number
13) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of yourphone.
14) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls arediverted to
15) *#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unrea chable(no service)" calls are diverted to
16 *#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" arediverted to
17) *#67705646#R emoves operator logo on 3310 & 3330
18) *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores
19) *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phonesupportsthispower saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you willgetthe best standby time possible
20) *#7760# Manufactures code
21) *#7780# Restorefa ctory settings
22) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110
23) *#92702689# (to rember *#WAR0ANTY#) Displays -1.Serial Number,2.Date Made3.Purchase Date,4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs),5.Transfer User Data.To exit this mode -you need to switch your phone off then on again
24) *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem
25) **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered
26) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone numberentered
27) **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone numberentered
28) 12345 This is the default security code press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Stupid Questions and frustrated answers!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you
try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted
moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!

How to Answer the Four Most Common Interview Questions

There are some questions that tend to pop up during almost every job interview.
The bad news: These questions can be quite difficult to answer.

The good news: Because they are so common, you can prepare for them well in advance and give a perfect answer without breaking a sweat.


1. "Tell Me a Little About Yourself"

Sometimes the most general question can be the hardest. How can you sum up your entire life story in
just a couple of minutes?

You don't.

This oldest of questions is not an invitation to talk about your difficult childhood, your favorite
grandmother or how you won the state swim competition in high school. Instead, it's a request for you to
describe what you can offer the company.

In his excellent book 101 Great Answers to the
Toughest Interview Questions, author Ron Fry suggests
focusing on:

Your key accomplishments at previous jobs.The strengths demonstrated by those accomplishments.
How these relate to the job for which you're applying.

The goal is not to summarize your resume -- the interviewer already has a copy of that. Rather, tell
how you came to be interested in this particular company and job, and weave examples of past
accomplishments throughout to demonstrate why you are the perfect candidate.

2. "Why Did You Leave Your Last Job?"

Did you resign? Get laid off? Get fired? Storm out of the office in a huff, never to return? Chances are,
you'll have to explain it in an interview.

The most important point to remember when answering
this question: STAY POSITIVE.

The biggest sign of a troublemaker is when someone trashes his or her former boss or company during an
interview. It doesn't matter if your boss was a jerk or if you hated your coworkers -- an interview is not
the place to vent past frustrations.

Rather, the best way to answer this question is to stay positive and talk about your desire for growth
opportunities. This will paint you as a proactive employee who enjoys responsibility and challenges.

Here are some quick pointers for answering this question, depending on your circumstances:

IF YOU WERE FIRED: Be honest, but quick about explaining it. Don't get into the political details;
rather, explain what you learned from the experience and how it makes you an even stronger employee today.
It's not a good idea to lie about your termination.When the interviewer calls your references, he or she
will most likely find out you were fired anyway. So be honest, and explain what you learned.


IF YOU WERE LAID OFF: This is not nearly as taboo as it was even five years ago, so don't apologize or act
defeated. If a company goes bankrupt or had massive layoffs, simply explain, "Because of the economy, the
company decided to eliminate six departments, including mine."


IF YOU QUIT: Again, be honest and stay positive. State that the work being offered wasn't challenging enough,
that you are seeking higher levels of responsibility or simply that you are ready to make the next step on
your career ladder -- and that the job for which you are interviewing is the ideal next step.

The secret is to stay positive and discuss your desire for growth. Hiring managers love applicants who
actively seek responsibility.

3. "What's Your Biggest Weakness?"

What are you supposed to do -- tell them why they SHOULDN'T hire you?

The "weakness" question is popular with interviewers not because they want to torture you, but because
they're interested in hearing how you tackle challenges.

The most important thing to remember is that after you name your weakness, you MUST discuss what you have
done to overcome it.

Pick a weakness that is real but understandable or relatively harmless. Whatever weakness you pick, be
sure that it is work-related ("I have a tendency to overfeed my dog" is NOT an appropriate weakness) and
that you present the strategies for how you overcame it.

Here are a few examples:

"I used to have a tendency to procrastinate. So now I am always sure to set a strict schedule for all of my
projects well in advance and I set personal deadlines. This organization has really helped."


"Once in a while, I focus too much on the details of a project. So now, when I'm working on a project, I
always make sure at the end of the day to sit back and take a few minutes to think about the general scope of
my work. It forces me to keep priorities straight and helps me keep the right mindset."



"I used to have some problems with organization. So now I carry a schedule book around throughout the day
and I also use this Palm Pilot to keep me on track. It's worked out great!" You don't want to pick a weakness
that will torpedo your chances -- even your weakness should speak strongly toward your skills. The examples
above all address honest weaknesses; here are a few other "safe" weaknesses that are easy to discuss:

I tend to be a perfectionist.
I sometimes work too hard, leading to unnecessary stress.

4. "Do You Have Any Questions for Me?"

Yes, you do.

You should always try to ask a thoughtful question or two at the end of an interview. It shows that you've
been listening and that you've done your research on the company.

What should you ask? In his book 101 Great Answers to the Toughest Interview Questions, Ron Frey suggests
some of the following queries:

Does this job usually lead to other positions at the company? What kind of positions?


What do you like best about this company? Why? DO NOT ask about salary, vacation days, benefits or
anything else that would make it look like you're more interested in the compensation package than the
company. Also, don't ask too many questions; just a couple will be fine.

And the most important question of all: Don't forget to ask for the job!

I'm very interested in this job. It's exactly the kind of job that I'm looking for. What is the next step in
the interview process?

Hope These things will be helpful to you.
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Don't ignore this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.

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deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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the rghit pclae! . The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

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was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae! . The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

Harmfull Twenty six!!!

Just amazing to note that many of the earthquakes that appeared all over the world in the recent past were all on the date 26.

Year Month and Date Place of Earthquake
2001 January 26 Gujarat
2001 September 26 Chennai
2002 December 26 China
2003 January 26 New Zealand
2003 May 26 Japan / Taiwan
2003 September 26 Japan(Hokkaido)
2003 October 26 China (Sunsu)
2003 December 26 Iran
2004 December 26 South east Asia

LATERAL THINKING!!!

A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?
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try hard
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think man
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The surgeon is the boy's mother..

Cheers My Boy..

WOMAN has MAN in it. SHE has HE in it. Mrs. has Mr. in it. LADY has LAD in it. MISTERESS has MISTER in it. MADAM has ADAM in it . HOSTESS has HOST in it. FEMALE has MALE in it.....and so on..... The list is unending So no need to be proud .... Girls are always incomplete without Boys.... Ha..ha..ha...... Cheers ..!!!

Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?

INTERNET WOMAN : Woman of difficult access.

SERVER WOMAN: Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS WOMAN: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL WOMAN: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER WOMAN: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun!

RAM WOMAN : She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD DISK WOMAN: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

MULTIMEDIA WOMAN: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

USER WOMAN: She messes up everything she does and! she asks always more than she needs.

CD-ROM WOMAN: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL WOMAN: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS WOMAN: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Stroke - Not A Story

The below message is a beautiful piece of medical fact.The points given here are 100% true.It might take u 2 mins to read the entire passage but it is really worth it.

So plzzzzz go thro'. It might help u sometime.


Health - Recognizing a stroke!

Maybe you are in perfect Health to bother about this. But then, you may have an opportunity to save a family member, friend or stranger.

During a outdoor dinner at a seaside resort near Chennai, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Lakshmi (name changed) went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.

Her husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Lakshmi passed away). She had suffered a stroke at the dinner- had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke perhaps Lakshmi would be alive today.

It only takes a minute to read this:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough. There is nothing more life saving than getting the patient to the hospital in the FIRST ONE HOUR! The Golden
Hour it is now known as to Doctors and emergency attendents alike!

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the "3" steps. Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

1. *Ask the individual to SMILE.

2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today).

If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks, call emergency immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteers could identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems, researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions. Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis and treatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage.

Today's SMS

Money saysme "earn me lot", time says me "plan me lot", flowers says me "love me lot", SMS says me "send me lot", & I say "REMEMBER ME LOT"

Today's SMS

In Life see all obstacles as challange and u enjoy the life. If you see it as problems, life is always waiting for solution..! have a great day

Boys….unleashed….!!!

AN INTERESTING C PROGRAM
#include
#include
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady == beautiful_lady )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = beautiful_lady ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

Calorie Chart for Indian Food Items

Vegetables (per 100 grams) Calories
Cabbage 45
Carrot 48
Cauliflower 30
Corn (baked) 84
Cucumber 12
Eggplant (Fresh) 24
Eggplant (Cooked) 69
Fenugreek (methi) 49
French Beans 26
Lettuce 21
Onion 50
Peas 93
Potato 97
Potato (fried- 1 cup) 450
Potato (baked- 1 cup) 100
Potato (mashed- 1 cup) 245
Potato (boiled- 1 cup) 83
Pumpkin (cooked) 33
Spinach 26
Tomato (fresh) 21
Tomato (stuffed and baked) 58
Tomato (baked) 39

Fruits (per 100 grams) Calories
Apple 56
Banana 153
Black Grapes 45
Chickoo 94
Cherries 70
Dates 281
Guava 66
Litchies 61
Mango 70
Melon 74
Orange 53
Papaya 32
Peach 50
Pears 51
Pineapple 46
Plums 56
Pomegranate 77
Watermelon 16

Cereals (per 100 grams) Calories
Bajra 360
Maize flour 355
Rice 325
Wheat flour 341

Breads (per slice) Calories
Chapati (wheat bread) (medium) 119
White bread 60
Paratha (not stuffed) 280

Desserts (per 100 grams) Calories
Biscuits 399
Boondi ladoo 150
Cake (with icing) 302
Cake (without icing) 218
Cookies (butter cookies) 482
Custard 205
Fruit pie 236
Fruit salad 80
Gujia 501
Gulab Jamun 387
Halwa (atta) 263
Halwa (rawa) 181
Halwa (sohan halwa) 399
Jalebi 494
Jelly 65
Kheer (rice) 141
Kheer (rice-carrot) 226
Maalpua 325
Sandesh 57

Milk and Milk Products (per cup) Calories
Buffalo milk 115
Butter (100gms.) 750
Buttermilk 19
Cheese 315
Cow milk 100
Cream (100gms) 210
Ghee (100gms) 910
Skimmed milk 45

Miscellaneous Calories
Coconut water (100 ml) 25
Coffee 40
Honey (1 tbsp) 90
Orange juice (100 ml) 47
Sugar (1 tbsp) 48
Tea 30
Tomato juice (100ml) 22

Friday, December 23, 2005

Team Work

Snake Circuit

Monday, December 19, 2005

Read This..

How to put the right person in the right chair?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting theright person for the right chair? If yes, try thissimple experiment.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in aclosed room with an open window. Then send 2-3candidates into the room and close it from outside.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number ofbricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricksPUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order -PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other -PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping -PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces -PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle -PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window -PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks -PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they say they have tried different combinations,yet not a brick has moved -PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day -PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window -PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

AND last but not least..........
If they are talking to each other and not a brick hasmoved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

Four Management Lessons..

CASE 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." so, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Learning:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

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CASE 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top
of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.

Management Learning:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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CASE 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Learning:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

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CASE 4:
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along, they passed some people who remarked "it was a
shame
the old man was walking and the boy was riding".
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes
that little boy walk."
They decide d they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride.
So the both rode the donkey! Now they passed some people that shamed
them by saying "how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey".
The boy and man said they were probably right so they decided to carry
the donkey.
As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he
fell into the river and drowned.

Management Learning:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass

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Management Lesson:

"IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS JUST NO ESCAPE"

If your problem has a solution then..............why worry about it?
If your problem doesnt have solution then........why worry about it?

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